Sunday, July 23, 2006

THE EVIL THAT IS MAYA!

AS YOU CAN SEE, IM NOT TYPING IN MY USUAL ALL-SMALL-CHARACTERS-STYLE, AND THERE IS A GOOD REASON. THAT IS.. THE EVIL THAT HAS MANIFESTED ITSELF INTO BEING MAYA!!

MAYA WAS BORN OF THE SHADOWS, A CURSED AND HATED CHILD. NOONE REALLY CARED ABOUT IT BECAUSE ITS BROTHER, 3DSMAX WAS SO MUCH BETTER OFF. WEEPING BITTERLY DAY AFTER DAY, MAYA SOON LAPSED INTO BOUTS OF DEPRESSION. (ALTHOUGH NOONE REALLY CARED) ITS 3D MODELLING WAYS HAD DOOMED IT BEYOND REDEMPTION.

COUSINS OF THE VILE PROGRAM (ADOBE PHOTOSHOP AND FLASH MX 8) LAUGHED AND CHIDED IT DAY AFTER DAY. UNTIL MAYA FINALLY BROKE DOWN AND KILLED ITSELF. THAT WAS A DAY TO REMEMBER!

(HERE COMES THE CORNY PART THAT IM SO USED TO MAKING FUN OF)
UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS ON YOUR BLOG IN 2 HOURS, THE GHOST OF MAYA WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR ACCURSED LIFE. DO NOT RUN, FOR IT IS INEVITABLE. RUNNING WILL ONLY MEAN CERTAIN DOOM. THAT IS ALL.

ok honestly, you dont have to repost this. (it would be kind of dumb-in-a-cool-kind-of-way if you did though) maya, if you dont know, is a computer program, more specifically, a 3d modelling program, not an ancient babylonian god awaking from the dead to consume your soul. (yes wei jun that was targetted at you. the "baby"lonian god.) well, basically.. i hate it. just needed somewhere to release the darkness that was welling within me (ok thats BS i know)

LONG LIVE 3DS MAX! (and photoshop (gosh, can you believe i was actually using jasc paint shop pro before that?!) and maybe flash mx 8 (has been crashing on me lately, so my loyalties towards it have swayed. xD))

Bryan Dismas was shot at 1:28 AM

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