Monday, December 04, 2006

The monumental moment - Wei Jun's first (proper) post

Hello dear reader, note that I haven't posted anything since.... Erm, I can't remember.

So, in order to change that, and since I've so much time on my hands, i've decided to post cool facts about various animals and related to animals that are hard to believe but true nonetheless.

Cool fact 1 : A species of Possum has a 2 pronged penis. (Yes. It's TRUE. Watch Discovery Channel)

Cool fact 2 : A Dolphin's ejaculation is strong enough to crush a man's ribs. (Also true)

Cool fact 3 : If 2 male Siberian Tigers are put together for a long enough time, they'll try to have sex with each other. (Refer to above)

Cool fact 4 : In a single sex environment, some species of frog have the cool ability to change their gender to a fully functional male/female.

Cool fact 5 : The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... thus the saying.

Cool fact 6 : "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Cool fact 7 : Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Cool fact 8 : The Three -Toed Sloth (a mammal native to south America) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur.

Cool fact 9 : Humans and Dolphins are the only animals which have sex for pleasure.

Cool fact 10 (this is the last one i can remember) : A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.

Yep.
And that's it.
My first official post ever.
This is a monumental moment!
Wei Jun's first post on a blog! w00t!
But, considering i'm doing this at 430 in the morning...

Anyway, there are more cool things to come.
And remember, Wei Jun ROCKS!!!
HAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAhahaha!!!!!!!
*fades to nothing*

Wei Jun was shot at 3:41 AM

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