Sunday, September 24, 2006

lame talks with chinese people

well, honestly, im chinese. thats right, im yellow. ROAR. but despite my ethnic origin what i can't stand more than anything else is.. yes thats right, (purely) chinese (-speaking) people.

heres one of the reasons for my unjustified hatred:
- one fine day on msn -
(really long and strange chinese name) (which from now will be known as loser): hi
me: yup?
loser: haloz... (wtf whats up with the extra z? dude. halo is really an ancient representation of the number 7. hence halogens/haloids. could also mean ring. like halo 2. make up your damn mind. lol.)
me: yea? (notice this is the second time he gave salutations)
loser: why i cannot ply maple? (for those of you who dont know what maple is, its the stupidest game on the planet, maplestory)
me: how would i know? -.- (duh -.-)
loser: keep saying got hack
me: well then did you hack? (most obviously yes. lol.)
loser: no (what a liar)
me: you'll just have to ask your conscience then.
loser: how to ask? (LOL this is when he crossed the line. w00t.)
loser: i doonno leh. (gosh, do you always assume everyone is singaporean/malaysian?)
loser: tell me how fix? (i wasnt really sure what he was saying so...)
me: take your computer apart piece by piece. use the parts to assemble a spaceship and fly to the moon
loser: ok. (he bought it. what a dick.)

lol no offense if you (the loser) is reading this. it was just so damn funny hahaha. was just messing with ya. have fun dude xD

Bryan Dismas was shot at 3:16 AM

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